Hi I'm Alissa

Uhh... I reblog funny and cute and pretty stuff.

And video games.

I hope you have a nice day!


legalmexican:

arthur-recaps:

i bet one of her trophies is World’s Biggest Bitch

SHE WAS SO COLD


kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything


pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015


meladoodle:

the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard

(Source: meladoodle)


stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

(Source: profile.cheezburger.com)


batfricker:

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble


Grim Reapers + quotes || By

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

(Source: oxbowb)

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